///feel free to add more, cause god knows I can’t write out them all///, Perhaps some Spiritfarer quotes out of context bc i feel like it. They just run right off the goddamn thing. “Penis Parker!! That is a baller cookie. Follow. #business, Sale of the 190-proof variation is prohibited in some states, which led Luxco to start selling the 189-proof version. #malice, (said through wheezing laughter). But there are also a lot of Star Trek quotes that are hilarious even out of their context. I do think the game design on Achilles’ bracer is really good. • Oh c'mon, I’m in hell!! else: “whiskey and sadness”, thank you rooster teeth for this glorious 24 hours. Money wrapped in babies!”, -“let’s kick their ass!” *band starts screaming because he swore*, -*constantly roasting clarinet section leader*, -“unleash your inner stripper!” “Stop you’re embarrassing her”, -“I know this song so well I could sleep with it”, -“please don’t scare the student teachers away from teaching”, #actuallyautistic out of context quote of the day: “Is this… normal? #writing. Zedaph: the other equally comfortable thing to sleep on, a fence gate! hs homestuck out of context quotes homestuck out of context submission homestuck^2 hs^2 john egbert harry anderson egbert so anyway as you can see this would have worked out just fine! Sweetheart, if you tell me you’re an alien and you want to lay an egg in me, we’re gonna break up. Babies wrapped in money. Hey!!…. Let’s go! • I’m gonna take a hammer and fix the baby. • Yes! Miles, • I’m like a rotisserie shithead!! • You cannot impress the SHRECK THE MOVIE! spawn”, “For Michael it’s just a mental thing, Where is your pal Spider-Man?”. so, in honour of having survived the first week of classes, i’ve decided to make a list of some of the best quotes from my classes (nearly half of which were said by professors), Tango; I don’t even need it I’m just doing it to cause problems, -“that’s the most pitiful whinny I’ve ever heard”, -“Make them throw babies and money. You opened the door, you built the fucking door, out of wood, shit wood!! FUCKING LAUGHING!”, *holding dildo* “that’s not a microphone”, “Kerry hold still so I can put this dildo We will take a look as soon as we can. “If no one gets offed soon, I’m gonna fling myself off the nearest building.”. • You sold his eyes! • Hey, Sonic the Hedgehog is in here! bag of wet bread that’s been in my pocket for two hours”, Michael talking about “little mutant A billion dragons. ! He just gave me a big bag of weed!! Enjoy this collection of quotes on Context. Fuck you guys! • Man creates Goose, Goose delays man, God kills Man, Goose kills God… eats God- Goose eats God… women rule the world! I wasn’t sure if he wanted me to sacrifice my children to him or pay attention to him, but I had no intention of doing either. dilbert: that won't work, because once i explain the proper context, he will see there is nothing to it. #out of context, Typically, this is an attempt to deflect criticism for… Sorry for the long hiatus! this looks like shit dad. • Come fuck this, quick quick quick, come fuck this, quickquicKQUICK COME FUCK THIS!! *sounds of thunderous roaring* AAAHH-. Something went wrong. Tags #I should preface this conversation by saying I know exactly what you and Jade are going to do. And what did Flash do, the minute Peter walked into the party? Aristotle's original Fallacy of Accent referred solely to shifting the accent on syllables within words, and it is already stretched in modern discussions of fallacies to include shifting the accent between words within a sentence. no i think karkat's right. The fallacy of quoting something out of context is often included in the Fallacy of Accent, and it is true that there are strong parallels. Quick reminder that in Spider-Man Homecoming, it was Flash Eugene Thompson that (like the true ho he is) insisted invited Spider-man to Liz’ party. As my year of Mock Trial has ended, please consider the following quotes from my Mock Trial team: for a little over a year now a couple of my friends and I have been compiling random out of context quotes from our conversations in a google doc and we have quite a collection now, I think I posted some of these long ages ago on tumblr but now there’s a lot more and I can’t remember the context of most of them, anyway if anybody wants to use these as writing prompts feel free, this is the funniest fucking thing out of context. These 14 ‘90s movie quotes sound weirder on their own than they do in context. “For me context is the key – from that comes the understanding of everything.” – Kenneth Noland “Making mental connections is our most crucial learning tool, the essence of human intelligence; to forge links; to go beyond the given; to see patterns, relationships, context” – Marilyn Ferguson “Critics […] You pick up John Cena and throw it at the moose. Maybe you should invite him to Liz’ party, right?”, - “You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man.”, - “Oh, c'mon, he’ll be there. #dumb, open your mouth.”, “oh you just pored so much its in my ass!”, *Kerry helicoptering dildo* “They call me If you haven’t seen the disastrous life of Saiki K. explain this image. You know what’s cooler? • Guys, I’m getting smoked out by Sonic the Hedgehog and Benjamin Franklin. the Punisher”, Miles: “what do I taste like?” someone That’s unscrupulous! Editors should ensure that reporters quote sources completely and accurately. • I’m gonna make his head… look like an asterisk. Is this what normal feels like?” “Fuck if I know.”. I have too many screenshots and need to clear some things out. Brian: Roger threw my lyric sheet in Deaky’s trash can, and he’d been eating cheese toast earlier. #anger, Kepler also received an unsolicited fan letter from an unknown math professor at Padua who had got hold of a copy of the book, and whose name amused Kepler. • One dragon’s cool. Shame on you and shame on us! 2 notes. shituniprofessorssay. Dilbert © 2020, Andrews McMeel Syndication. It’s a Me, explaining why I can’t read to my other DM friends, Out of context quotes from the Rooster Teeth Extra Life stream, Conversations from the House of Orihara - Pole Dancing Edition. Synonyms for quote out of context include misreport, misattribute, misquote, misrepresent, overstate, put words in somebody's mouth, pervert, falsify, garble … Rodriguez, could you please turn to the judge and explain why everything you just said was bullshit.”, “I then identified the defendant, Gordan Ramsey climb the podium steps and yell into his bullhorn, ‘WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE! dilbert: that won't work, because once i explain the proper context, he will see there is nothing to it. That elevator shaft scene taken out of context cracks me up. • You’re gonna turn him into a man-tube,,,??!? [Image Description: Mason is Mason and sets someone on fire. • A, B, CRONK, Doug, eeeieeeeie~, fffffffnuh… Gumpy~! #thanks for the ideas fellow newsie stans, #irony is every autistic can probably guess the context, #i am personally VERY much enjoying hades, #i am NOT good at video games but i am also actually doing okay at this one and i'm so pumped about it, #did I tag quotes and stuff in my last post, “cain killed abel in an unfortunate disagreement about sacrifices”, “there, i made it about god, can I talk about pagans now?”, “what’s the deal with all the one-eyed people?” “keep an eye on them”, “the romans saw the picts as naked losers”, “loki was everyone’s annoying younger brother until the christians showed up” “yeah, the whole baldr thing was only barely his fault”, “i can’t pronounce his name, so i’m just gonna call him the guy until someone else says it so i can copy how they say it”, “this gave us many of the monsters from legend, including Angelina Jolie”, “seven was a magic number, so him having seven fingers on each hand makes him the epitome of sexiness for them”, “so the five year old hulks out and kills a bunch of people”, “if you relax your eyes, what can you see?” “an octopus”, “wow, the celts made boar sculptures, i’m so surprised”, “since she’s basing all her arguments off a manuscript that no longer exists, we’re just gonna call this speculation”, “the picts also walked off with buckets and buckets of roman coins that they had no use for, cause they didn’t have a monetary system”, “animal salad is my new favourite phrase”, “what animal do you think it’s meant to be?” “well, it’s squiggly, so i’m gonna say it’s a serpent” “it’s a horse”, “Why do old people talk” “to prove they'se still alive”, “I hope it’s really bloody with a nice clear picture”, “Please your highness, may I do the honors?”, “I said he heard it right here, and he did”, “And when nunzio gets nervous I don’t look pretty”, “Now there’s a headline even Elmer could sell”, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), *being crossed examined* “I’m a cop, so fuck you.”, “I have a ketchup quota, thankyouverymuch.”, *whole team serenading* “I!


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